Since I like to post crazy conversations with my kids, I thought I should let you know where they get it from. The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. Both of these happened while I was in labor with Danica. First Example: I was in pain but hadn't dilated enough to do anything. I was moaning and complaining. Dwayne : You should try to think of other things to help take your mind off the pain. Me : Like what? This hurts. Dwayne : Think about cleaning the house or laundry or something. Me : Fool, I'm in pain. Do you really think I want to start thinking about household chores? Dwayne : That's the first thing that came to mind. Me : (All I could do was roll my eyes) Dwayne : Okay, think about Boracay beach in the Philippines. Remember the powdery sand. Blah, blah, blah. Me : That's better but you're still stupid. Second Example: At this time, my contractions were less than a minute apart. I had to stay on my right side because the baby's heart rate kep...