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I have to admit...

my baby girl is a little special.

The fact that she painted clear nail polish on her eyelid in an attempt to put on makeup (almost blinding herself) didn't convince me.

Neither did the fact that instead of telling her brother to get off her, she prefers to cry until I come to tell him to get off her.

Neither did a million other things.

But, today, she did the nastiest junk ever. While we were in The Great Indoors, I turned around and noticed something was in her mouth. I asked what it was and made her open it. Are you ready for the answer???

Are you really ready???

It was gum that she got from the cart she and Brayden were riding in.

I almost threw up on the spot. It took every fiber of my being to try to keep my composure while my lunch was slowly rising in my throat.

Is that not the NASTIEST mess ever? Ugh!

You know how BABIES like to put everything in their mouths. Um, she has yet to pass that stage of life for some reason. Then, she had the nerve to get mad with me for taking it out. She said it was good. She almost got cussed out...and I don't cuss.

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Anonymous said…
That is so nasty, I almost lost my lunch and I haven't eaten lunch yet...Why would she do something like that??????
Keisha
12:10 PM
Mrs. Glenn said…
Girl, one of my daughters did the same thing except the gum was from under a table they were eating at The Waffle House. Absolutely Gross!! She said she called her sister immediately (who's a doctor) to ask what to do, and if she would become eternally ill. Long story short, her daught is fine and just turned 3. Danae will be fine, it's just VERY gross!!! Wow, I wonder what things Sydney will be up to in the years to come??
9:10 PM
Mrs. Glenn said…
Oops, that was supposed to say, "one of my friend's daughters", not one of my daughters. Sorry about that!
9:11 PM
Anonymous said…
Okay um...wow. I am speechless.

Ayana
9:31 AM
Anonymous said…
WOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! That's...pretty wild there.
(Marcus)
4:59 PM
Anonymous said…
stranger things have happened much stranger much wilder much nastier. trust me as a budding pediatrician it's a good thing stomachs have hydrocholoric acid
Lonna
6:59 PM
Anonymous said…
Too funny. Make sure you remember this story so you can tell her and her boyfriend (assuming she is about 25 when she has her first boyfriend :-)) when they are over to you alls house. He may think twice about kissing her.

Red.
12:44 PM
CreoleInDC said…
OHMYG! I'm mad at her and now I have to toss my cookies. Sheesh!
6:22 PM
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