I have to admit...

my baby girl is a little special.

The fact that she painted clear nail polish on her eyelid in an attempt to put on makeup (almost blinding herself) didn't convince me.

Neither did the fact that instead of telling her brother to get off her, she prefers to cry until I come to tell him to get off her.

Neither did a million other things.

But, today, she did the nastiest junk ever. While we were in The Great Indoors, I turned around and noticed something was in her mouth. I asked what it was and made her open it. Are you ready for the answer???

Are you really ready???

It was gum that she got from the cart she and Brayden were riding in.

I almost threw up on the spot. It took every fiber of my being to try to keep my composure while my lunch was slowly rising in my throat.

Is that not the NASTIEST mess ever? Ugh!

You know how BABIES like to put everything in their mouths. Um, she has yet to pass that stage of life for some reason. Then, she had the nerve to get mad with me for taking it out. She said it was good. She almost got cussed out...and I don't cuss.